So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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