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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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