We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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