my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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