youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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