I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I would fuck him just for his dog
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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