this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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