Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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