But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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