But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
did i just pee glitter
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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