I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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