Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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