Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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