well you can't waste a boner
time to smoke my breakfast
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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