You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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