Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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