just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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