her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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