I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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