so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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