Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This baby is an asshole
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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