covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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