no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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