i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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