Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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