I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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