David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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