nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That's intense
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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