I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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