Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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