these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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