all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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