This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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