Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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