Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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