I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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