Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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