Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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