You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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