hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
if i died would you start the facebook group?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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