I'm gonna have a badass scar
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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