I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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