Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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