i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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