This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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