I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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