planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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