remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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