Do you still have your period?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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