hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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