if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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